Breakfast Challenges

After TSA confiscated all my blue spirulina chia oatmeal parfaits because I was commuting out of uniform (my bad!), I was left with a breakfast challenge. Take the elevator down (in my pajamas, like usual) to grab a bagel that really isn't a bagel with peanut butter that really isn't peanut butter and grab a saran-wrapped Bill Gates' creepy Apeel-tainted apple or a green banana and call it a day?

No, no, it's the Acai bowl craze to the rescue! If it wasn't for the popularity of frozen fruit bowls, I'd have some very slim pickings. My go to is Blue Spirulina coconut almond butter all the fruits with no honey and no agave. (Who the heck needs to add a sweetener with all that fructose?!)